Link I'll never drink again Vol. 2: I think this is funny.

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

I think this is funny.

I've been working out for a month now. I really haven't seen any difference except that my waist has dropped 4 inches but I've gained a pound. Must be repositioning the extra weight. I was talking to my Mom the other day and I told her about these lumps I seem to have on the backs of my legs. She sounded worried and asked what they were. I said calf muscles! She was so excited. Now that's scary when your own mom thinks you've got skinny legs. I've always said no one was going to marry me for my legs. Well maybe they will if I keep at it. LOL Today I ran into an old friend who mentioned that I've never looked so heavy. The Bitch! But another friend suggested he might have meant Beefy. I guess...I like that better. He also said he was surprised at the shape I seem to be getting in to so quickly. Hell, it seems to be taking forever, to me. But I guess there must be some changes happening if other people are noticing. I'm glad I'm doing this. Don't worry I don't want to end up an Arnold. Just would like to be in shape for the rest of my old age. Go ahead. Make a muscle.

4 Comments:

Blogger dAAve said...

Yes. I can see it now.

WWF World Champion Hannen the Man. Setting WWF records since 2005.

9:38 PM  
Blogger Redhead Gal said...

My mother told me I have fat knees...I haven't been able to stand them since.

9:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I might be able to make a comment if I were able to see you occasionally. Momma Norris

8:00 AM  
Blogger doughgirl said...

LMAO!!! Hannen you kill me :)

We are always the last to know we are starting to look good, we are so busy picking out our flaws. When you workout, you will lose inches and gain weight, muscles weighs more than fat:) Yippee!!!

10:24 PM  

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