I Think I've Been Robbed
Yesterday I bought two packs of cigs with a coupon. I usually smoke a pack a day and I'm sick with a sinus infection so I'm smoking way less. I put the extra pack in the storage area between the seats with my CD player. When I went to the car this morning, the door-ajar beeper was going off and my CD player was laying on the seat. The cigs were gone. Why didn't they take the CD player? Was someone in my car? I remember thinking last night that that pack was in the car but I don't remember going out after it. Yeah, I'm not feeling well but I'm not taking any drugs for it yet. Nothing at least, that would make me woozy. When I was drinking I used to sleep walk or drunken, stumbling around, not quite awake or asleep, moving things around walk. Did I sleep walk last night and if I did, what did I do with the cigs and OH! PLEASE! Tell me I got dressed before I went to the car! So what do they say? The more things change the more they stay the same. I think I'll start wearing more clothes to bed at night, for the neighbor's sake.
3 Comments:
LMAO!!! What a riot. I think if you went outside naked, the neighbors will probably let you know with those funny little looks people give you :)
On the other hand, you were probably robbed by a drunk like us who only needed the cigaretts cus he already has someone elses headphones :)
Hon, in your neighborhood, why would you leave anything in your car? BTW, you are way too funny for your own good! LOL
You think it's fun now?
Wait til you get Alzheimers!!
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